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    points to Jumper who is all entangled in a parachute after jumping from a window level ledge wearing nothing but...

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    socks and a foil helmet. After cutting himself lose, Jumper smacks....

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    his monkey behind a hedge until Gae walked up and said "Jumper! I tell you and I tell you..."

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    No matter how hard you choke it, it is not GL. To which Jumper replied....

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    Look over there everyone. As they all turned their heads to look they saw that Jumper had pointed to three gorillas who were wearing tu-tus and tapdancing to...


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    GL's fav song It's Raining Men. As to which, GL picked up the corpse of JDF and began to....

    <font color="#000002" size="1">[ April 21, 2004 02:46 PM: Message edited by: Quoth the Raven ]</font>

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    Do the Macarena with the body and the Gorillas. As the Mimes joined in, Dulc and Kernal Panic broke free and joined the conga line just as...


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    GL proposed to an 83 widower. At which point Jumper fell over laughing so hard and...

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    crying hysterically because the 83 year old "widower" was actually Pina in drag. GL had yet to recognize this when Craig walked up and...

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    had 2 Ak-47s he had somehow managed to keep hidden from his wife. He shot everybody and then ran away screaming "Guns don't kill people I do!"

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